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Strangely Brown
Cult of the Purple Wolf
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Posted - 2007.02.16 12:17:00 -
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Edited by: Strangely Brown on 16/02/2007 12:14:24
 Originally by: Ralus
enjoy the mints whilst fashioning the tin container into a rudimentary dagger. Hammer the dagger into the persons skull
Jar of pennies and a can of lighter fluid
Empty out the pennies onto the floor, soak them in lighter fluid and set light to it.
While the pennies are heating up, smash the jar and use the broken shards to cut holes all over the victims body and gouge their eyes out.
Now take the red hot pennies and put them in the eye sockets and other wounds.
A roll of sellotape and an eraser.
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Strangely Brown
Cult of the Purple Wolf
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Posted - 2007.02.17 10:26:00 -
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Edited by: Strangely Brown on 17/02/2007 10:23:06
Originally by: Aduna
dental floss
a stinger missile
Use stinger missile to blow up target's house and family while he is out, inform him it was you who did this via a text message, be sure to give him your address.
Return home and open your front door, tie the dental floss at neck height (the target's not yours!). Leave the door open and stand a few feet inside with a big smile on your face and wait for target to arrive.
He hopefully will be so angry and upset he'll run straight for you and not notice the dental floss, garotting or preferably decapitating himself.
An inflatable mattress and a train ticket.
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Strangely Brown
Cult of the Purple Wolf
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Posted - 2007.02.21 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: Curzon Dax
Alvarr, you said that just because my creative talent cant'c ome up with a way to use a small novel and a butterfly to kill someone doesn't mean I should skip it? Exactly how are the two items being utilized here? Its a fist being used to kill someone with the two items simply being used as props. Feel free to use your own imagination and only those two items to come up with a way to kill someone.
Training the butterfly to do something isn't plausible, nor is boring them to death reading Vogon poetry from the small novel. Please! Entertain us!
Yes because all the other methods used in this thread are 100% plausible 
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Strangely Brown
Cult of the Purple Wolf
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Posted - 2007.02.26 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: Krulla
A mobile phone and a black hoodie.
Use mobile phone to call in an airstrike on the victim's position. Use hoodie to protect eyes from the glare of the explosion.
(these are getting shorter and shorter!)
A post-it note and half a cup of cold tea.
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